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[20 Feb 2006|01:11am]
I definately suck at this, dudes. I haven't updated in... shit man forever! Well... I'm here now. XD Sorry!

Guess what?! Shino held Mai for the first time yesterday! It was so cute... they even took a bath together. What's even better? Hinata called today! I haven't heard from her in forever and a day! Damn it was nice to hear her voice. I missed her!

Aya I'd really like to thank you! I've been so "blah" lately and you kinda helped to pick me up. THANK YOU!

Hey... guess what! I think... I might have a party soon. For no reason at all! It'll be uhm... a water party. Pool thing! Yeah! An indoor pool party! *_* that sounds so perfect. Anyone who wants to come is invited... no idea when I'll have it, but you ARE invited!
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[26 Jan 2006|04:14am]
[ mood | content yet oddly annoyed ]

heh, saw Shino lastnight... good reunion. Both of us ended up panicing and running like all the way back to Konoha to check on Mai though. I'd say more about that but I don't want certain ears/eyes seeing that. You know how awesome you are person taking care of my daughter!!! ♥

Yeah... mental note: Don't get up naked and run somewhere and forget your shit. I'm still in Shino's jacket and at a fast food joint near Suna on their weird public computer. It's supposed to only go to their website, but I knew being bored and learning something for once would come in handy XD I hacked to get to my journal.

I really don't know how, but I still have the scroll! Gaara! I'm coming for you! XD

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good... just a dream [04 Jan 2006|06:55am]
[ mood | weird ]

I had this dream that I was somewhere with this weird guy... but when I woke up there was a puddle of drool on my arm, not mine because I don't drool... and my bed was broken. o_o

How... the FUCK did my bed get broken while I was sleeping?

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[04 Jan 2006|01:37am]

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Make my own
porn video,

Get your resolution here

hot damn that thing knows me well!!
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@_@ [25 Dec 2005|06:44pm]
After everyone left lastnight, while Kotetsu was asleep in Hana's room... I met santa. The real life... Santa! He asked me if I could have one wish for christmas what would it be? I told him I wanted to see my family again because I know they died. O_O He gave it to me!

Hana and Mom, and everyone else came back for an hour. They got to meet Mai, I told them about Shino, and we talked. ;_; I miss them and didn't know how much I did until I saw them again.

Merry Christmas everyone THANK YOU SANTA!!!!
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BABY ATTACK! [22 Dec 2005|02:12am]
I've sent my daughter on a mission to kill everyone with her cuteness. Yes. She will attack you at random... she will slaughter you and give you flowers.

HAHAHA I'm just joking... god. But, she is so fucking cute it's unbarable, well not really cause then I'd never be around her if she was that cute. just the other day she made the cutest face after she farted. Then she started crying cause the little bugger lays the most wicked farts. Uh... << we actually had to leave the house. She's noxtious man! It's the deadly gas of doom!

Hey, there are a lot of people that need to visit her. You know who you are damnit. Get your asses here and visit her, or I'll bring her cuteness to you... and I will torture you in the process. Got that?
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In the Hospital [07 Dec 2005|03:51pm]
I love that I'm cute and can bullshit my way into letting some people do certain things for me. XD The nurses around here are wrapped around my finger... they're adorable. I convinced them to let me use the computer lab they have to update my journal.

I'm in the hospital now, I'm fine... and so is Mai. She's alive! Kotetsu delivered her yesterday at some weird clinic. I'm in room 52b of the maternity ward if anyone wants to see her or me. We'll be here until tomorrow I think?

heh... doesn't matter. We're both in perfect health and I could walk us out of here now if I wanted, but they wanna keep her to make sure. She's the most beautiful thing in the world. ♥_♥
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[09 Nov 2005|05:29am]
I got Mai some great new stuffy's... though she won't be able to really play with them until she's older. I also got myself a new bed, also known as Number One Stuffy of my world, but I like to call her Kaya. She's like a big bed.

Thanks for that Sasuke... but we'll have to go back I never did get candy, but those any flavor beans are awesome! Heh. except that one that tasted like snot. that was gross.

I keep meaning to stop by and get flowers from Ino's shop... I have such a bad memory lately. Sorry Ino.
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[23 Oct 2005|07:57am]
My lj wedding by chynafox
you will marryshogimaster
flower girlkitsun_naruto
best manpinkyizpower
you will have your last fling withwow_youre_dumb
secretly wants to marry you themselfart_is_a_bang
date of the weddingJanuary 17, 2041
number of times you do it on your wedding night30
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Damn Shika! I didn't know you liked me that much XD Not to mention your a horny fucker... 30 times? You don't get tired do you? Who knew when it comes to sex your NOT Lazy... <.< well actually I did know that but yeah. ANYWAY... o_o;

I think the most interesting part of this quiz thing is that Sakura is the best man, and Naruto is the flower girl. Aww...! Big Blue!!! Your the maid of honor! But... why is Orochimaru the registar? o_O

There... is diddly to do since just about EVERYONE left. :/

So yeah... I've been bored, and Akamaru doesn't want to be around me so much. psh... ungrateful little bitch. So... I've finished Mai's room... twice over. I'm not touching the paint again. There's probably about 50 coats on that badboy right now. Seriously wouldn't be surprised if the rooms smaller by an inch or so.

Shino's been gone for a while... I'm sure he's ok... right? o_o

I think I'm going to dig myself a pool... cement it, and find a caveman. Ah... if only life worked out like Enceno man. :/
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[14 Oct 2005|05:29am]
[ mood | chill ]

Kotetsu has gone absolutely mad. Sorry buddy, but you have. What the hell are you chasing chickens around my house for at all hours of the night? Spaz. I don't care if it's for Shikamaru's soup... don't do it around my house!

Went Baby shopping with Shino this morning... you have NO idea what and how much are in those stores @_@;; We picked out a crib, did some stuff and came home for a nap. When I woke up I started painting... and played tag with Hinata XD

Kisame dude... let's hang. I kinda miss you, ya big freaky fish thing. I hope you know the "freaky fish thing" comment is just me yankin ya. ♥

Naruto... she's not being named after you. Get over it. <.<;

Shikamaru, I'm fuckin glad your back, and only a few injuries to boot! :D I hear things

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boredom kills [01 Oct 2005|03:23pm]
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*barf* [30 Sep 2005|12:58am]
[ mood | nauseated ]

Lee... I wanna see you man. I gotta talk to you.

I think I ate something bad... I've been feeling sick all day. I just woke up a little bit ago, but I've been pretty much sleeping and puking all day. @_@ ew. yuck.

This time I woke up in Shino's arms... that felt nice... but if I didn't have to wretch so bad I'd have stayed there. :/

I'm going to go lay back down before I get nautious and puke again. @_@

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YAHOO!!!! [25 Sep 2005|11:55pm]
[ mood | giddy ]

*about to burst with happiness* I'm married!!! Shino and I randomly tied the knot tonight!

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second update! :D [22 Sep 2005|05:26am]
Ok... I just got back from the hospital... Lee is a bit tweaky right now. I don't need him busting my balls or anything. Because I did it for him.

I commited Lee to the psych ward at Konoha General Hospital. He was... he cut my hair. He was being really freaky even for him. I'd rather he get help than to hurt himself and possibly others.

Lee. I love you. Your like... my best friend brother type person. I didn't do it to hurt you. I just need you to know that.
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[21 Sep 2005|01:41pm]
Man does it feel good to be home!

HAHAHA You guys... sometimes you amaze me at how smart you really are. What gave me away the most? Is it my charming personality? XD the way I can say "fuck you" the sexiest? Well... all I know is the week that I was in Sakura's body... was probably the best one cause EVERYONE almost fell for it.

While people like Sasuke were having Brother/Lover/Fucker problems... I was dancing the night away by galavanting in someone elses body. Has anyone ever read Anne Rice's "Tale of the body theif" That's kinda what reminded me of that. I dunno what happened man. I woke up as her one night. Maybe... it was to teach me a lesson?

heh, in any case... Sakura if you were a virgin, you still are. I didn't fuck anyone while I was you.

Shiiiinooo!! Where are you?! ;_; I haven't seen you in forever.

T_T My nuts are fine now, Lee. I still don't know why the fuck you keep ice in your suit. I was a little focused on the pain so if you told me, I don't remember shit. :D
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The rumors are true [13 Sep 2005|03:39am]
And they've been made official tonight. I don't have to mention what those rumors are... but shame on everyone for spreading them. And if you have a problem with it, too fuckin bad *growls*

Kotetsu I wanna thank you man. The night I had a little too much fun you didn't have to take me home. You ever need anything you can ask for it. Oh, and if you get bruises... I'm sorry. I don't mean to keep bumping into you.

Gai... I wanna talk to you dude. Thanks for making those drinks so fuckin strong I was hung over for two days. T_T

I haven't been doing a whole lot of anything, I'm still waiting to see if mom and Hana come back, but I think they're dead. In which case I need to find my ass a part time job to pay for my water bill. *snickers* I think I'll be taking a few extra missions in under my belt so if anyone doesn't see me for a while I'm either off playing with Shino or doing a mission.

I... hope we get our cloths back. heh. If I see them on Ebay I'm going to be pissed off.
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[05 Sep 2005|07:31am]
[ mood | buck wild ]

Shino... just... no. No no no no no. Did I mention... no? *cough*

I have seen god. He takes the form of... well... shit man, I don't know what you take the form of, but you are a god! You. You know who you are you lazy bastard.

Lee is my best friend. Yes, I will announce that publicly man, you just are. Your my best friend because... we get into a lot of shit together. Hangout time should be more frequent. Dude, pissing Sakura off was just so much fun. \m/(>.<)\m/ *cackle*

I think mom and Hana have died and left me the house, so... HOUSE PARTY!!!!

HAH! Adam Sandler is the best.

Shhh... *holds finger up to his lips* Don't tell



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heh [01 Sep 2005|12:45am]
First things first... I love pissing people off. *grins* It's just so fun. I went to a movie with Sasuke and it royally blew... so I started singing for everyone. I don't sound bad enough to throw popcorn at, do I? *cackles*

Thanks for the water balloon battle in the rain. Hope you don't get sick.

SHIKAMARU!! You, me, and some booze. Sound good? Good.

Whoa! there are a lot of new people in town. Let's hang!

((Sorry everyone for the lack of activity. I've been so overwhelmed with a bunch of things lately. Too many things makes this Lynda a very stressed gal.))
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[27 Aug 2005|01:26am]
Somehow... I couldn't have said it better myself. *cackles*

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The manic kid in for murdering thier familyakage_ai
The person who the voices just wont leave alone!shogimaster
The slut in for nymphomania...lotusofmybulge
Person they have to tie to the bed (Mmm Kinky)scarecrowsensei
The Person who looks HOT in a straightjacket...be_my_puppet
Person who enjoys the padded walls WAY too muchmetamorphfly
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I have a boyfriend [16 Aug 2005|08:50am]
I would just like to state for the record that I used to hate strawberry ice cream. I like it now. I also hate wood flooring. I'm going to have to redo the kitchen floor before Hana and mom get back. This is gonna suck. Big time, man. Heh. I can handle it though.

Sasuke's staying with me until 'they' get back. No one better pitch a bitch fit, because... he has good reason to stay. He's my boyfriend. Back up from the Uchiha nice and slow, or I'll bite your head off. :D
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